Let's try this again.

I turn the awesome age of 25 tomorrow, and I think it is about time I stop saying I will go to the gym and actually go to the gym.

No. Wait a minute. What the hell? Am I crazy? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Yeah... I'm not going to the gym. But I can work out from home, which is a bajillion times more awesome, less intimidating, and cheaper. Sure, I miss out on some eye candy, but that's what the Internet is for, right?!

...Right?

Anyway, I have had these apps on my phone for a while. They're 100 Push-Ups and 100 Sit-Ups. I intend to use them and stick to them this time. And, this time, I will do the workouts in the morning and not right before bed because that feels dumb when you haven't had the whole day to intake enough protein for muscle recovery. My shoulders are just a tad sore from yesterday's push-up work out. I did the initial exercise for sit-ups to see how many I can do in a row. I think 30 reps isn't too bad. They're not even full sit-ups, anyway. Just crunches.

OH MAN, I AM GONNA GET SO HOT.

No, but really. Time to do something about it.